FUNNY LITTLE LAMB

HERE'S MY LITTLE LAMB "SMILING" FOR THE CAMERA- HILLARIOUS.. SHE IS TOO MUCH...

DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB... OH WAIT, I DON'T HAVE ONE...

I WAS DRIVING TO MY SISTER'S ONE EVENING AND TOOK THESE PICTURES ON THE WAY- NO, PROBABLY WASN'T TOO SAFE DRIVING ON THE HIGHWAY TAKING PICTURES OF THE SUNSET - I WAS TRYING TO BE ARTISTIC DON'T YA KNOW...

PLEASE LET ME WIN THE LOTTERY!

God he is just ridiculous. He angers me to the point sometimes that I would kill him in his sleep if I wouldn't be sent to jail for it . (opps, did I say that out loud?) Anyway he is just a fucken jerk to the kids and I am so so so tired of it -I encouraged them tonight to be loud LOUD LOUD just to piss him off more... deal with it MO FO.... It only gets worse.... Anyway if there is a God, he will let me win the Super 7 tonight or the 649 tomorrow so I can get the hell away from him for once and for all....

WHAT??

HILLARIOUS! Someone sent this to me today- I've seen it before but damn is it funny!

DON'T DO IT BABY!

Pop superstar Prince will reportedly appear on TV talent show American Idol to both coach contestants and perform on the hit TV series - in a bid to maintain high album sales.
The notoriously shy star has just released his latest LP, 3121, which debuted at the top of the US Billboard chart.
According to PageSix.com, executives from Prince's record company convinced him to appear on the show to keep the album at the top of the charts, after noting a huge spike in album sales when Barry Manilow appeared on the programme earlier this year.
According to one source, "It wasn't easy though because Prince apparently hates the show and has never even watched it."

BO BO RULES!

Talked to Bobo today for the first time since Christmas- I just love her to death. She is one of my oldest (no, I do not mean you are old ... yet) friends and we have a click, that I have had with few other people. After all the time, and after months and occassionally years of not seeing or talking- we can always instantly pick up and carry on from where we left off and that is just amazing to have that in a friend... Anyway it was great to talk to her today...

CHICKEN LADY!!!!

That's for you Baby! And you know who you are ! Ohhh you poor little chicken... HA!!! Sorry S made me do it!

MENTAL NOTE: PIZZA NOVA IS A GREAT LAXATIVE

So here it is Sunday night- well ok Monday morning really. The entire weekend passed me by in a flash and the older I get the more I truly appreciate the fact that time does most certainly fly and you better step in front of it and try and slow it down. Unfortunately, yet again- I forgot to step up- step in front- and instead stepped aside and let it go- dumbass...
So since January 1st I have been planning this diet regiment for myself, after seeing the only known photo of me since last spring and realizing that yes, in fact the camera does add 10 pounds- or was it that box of oreos I ate last night? Anyway, I have been thinking about it, and writing things down and planning on starting on this date and that date and guess what? Here it is fucken April now and I haven't done one thing about it- not made one effort to even start or change one thing to make it better . And it kills me to think that had I started in January when I intended, I would have most certainly have reached my goal already and maybe thensome- but no- 4 months into the year and I am fat sadly not PHAT BUT FUCKEN FAT and I hate myself for it...

So in relation to the above, CC is going to Hamilton tomorrow to try and get work which if he succeeds, he will have to stay there 6 days a week- now, not that I am a cold hearted bitch BUT, I have spent a little too much quality time with CC over the last 5 months and I say BUH BYE NOW. Yeah I may miss him once and a while but you know what it'll be good, oh yes it will be refreshing if you ask me- I can get back to my routine when the kids go to school and start my exercising and eating right. It's just that he sucks the life out of me- I don't feel like doing anything when he is home all he does is sit on the couch (he literally and I mean literally did that all weekend- only got up to piss) and he just makes me not want to do anything- the kids and I will be fine- we are alone even when he is here anyway the only difference will be that he won't be yelling at the kids to move away from the tv .... off you go then- go get a fucken job and let things get back to normal around here..... Oh, I am awful aren't I? I'm going to hell......

FUCKEN SPAMMERS

You know what pisses me off? Well, I was just sitting here checking out other blog pages which I like to do, (and afterall isn't that the point of all of this?) Anyway I'm pissed off that out of I dunno 20 or 30 pages at least 10 of them is some jerk off who has decided to make up hundreds of different blog pages about Dog obedience - assholes- and then there's another one I keep coming across in different forms- something about baby tips on how to put your kids to bed- like hundreds of these pages it seems in all different names... like can't there be one place where you can go without some one trying to fucken sell you something ? Fuck off... jesus... I was also surprised by the number of people who have blog pages about knitting.. to each his own I guess- but cripes how interesting can it be ? Look at all the beautiful colors of yarn.... YAWN!

Anyway, went and signed the Three Little Pigs up for T-Ball for the summer which should be absolutely hilarious- I simply cannot wait to see them in action... Precious...


So CC decided not to come home last night until about 4 a.m. - with some guy he used to work with or something- who fucken cares.. most of the time I wish he wasn't here anyway, but it pisses me off because he will call and say he is on his way home and then not make it home for 6 or 7 hours later- so immature and just plain rude and inconsiderate- just wait MO FO- just you fucken wait- you'll get yours one day- one day soon, you will get back everything you doled out to me all of these years... oh yes, you will ....